Ghost Adventures

I pure hate this goof on Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures. Zak Baggins, or somesuch? Just a gigantic buffed-out douchelord of a guy, who wears these dark, 1 size too small t-shirts, all the time (so his arms look HUGE in the night-vision, yo). Constantly provoking ghosts and spirits who are no doubt minding their own business in the afterlife, and trying to get himself raped in these supposedly haunted locations. If you've never seen the show, here's a taste of just how tough a guy Zak is:

Zak: I bet you're saying to yourself, "Wow, what a tough guy this guy is. I scratched the hell out of him, and he's still coming for more." Well, damn right, I'm coming for more! I want to talk to the piece of shit who scratched me on my back, 25 different times! Come and do it again! Why did you do it on my back? Do it on my face!

As brave as he is, Zak's not without his moments of fear and weakness. Water may be the kryptonite to his Superman complex. Maybe because he's afraid his hair product may melt? :

Nick: Stop, stop, stop! You’re making me do that.
Aaron: [giggling] How would I make you do that?! How would I make you do that?!...How would I make you fall?
Zak: You’re splashing behind me.

He also doesn't read up very well on local cultures and customs, which is the first thing any good traveler does before heading to a new and unfamiliar location:

Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.
Zak: Am I taunting?
Aaron: Dude, you’re taunting the crap out of it!

These ghost situations can get pretty scary, And like any good leader, Zak knows it just makes sense to have a point man out in front that you can count on.

Zak: Okay, we hear you!...We hear you! And we don't think that you're a very nice spirit because you're-you're making not-noises—you're throwing shit!...But we have no fear of you!...Okay? We have absolutely no fear you!...Nick, you're going in there first, right?

 Just as long as it isn't him. LOL